Cowboy Whisperer

[roadreeler57]

New Mexico COWBOY WHISPERER


Cowboy: 'That your dog?'

Indian: 'Yep.'

Cowboy:'Mind if I speak to him?'

Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Indian:(Look of shock!)

Cowboy:'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian...)

Dog: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
Takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy:'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy:'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool.'

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

Cowboy:'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian...)

Horse: 'Yep.'

Cowboy:'How's he treating you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes
Me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from
The weather.'

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy:'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Indian: 'Sheep lie.'
​

 

[NES]

Hilarious, literally laughed out loud, but you could have easily replaced the word "Indian" with "Jack Herer" and the word "Sheep" with "Small Child".

 

[MikeB]

new mexico cowboy whisperer


cowboy: 'that your dog?'

indian: 'yep.'

cowboy:'mind if i speak to him?'

indian: 'dog no talk.'

cowboy: 'hey dog, how's it going?'

dog: 'doin' all right.'

indian:(look of shock!)

cowboy:'is this indian your owner?' (pointing at the indian...)

dog: 'yep.'

cowboy: 'how's he treating you?'

dog: 'real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

indian: (look of total disbelief)

cowboy:'mind if i talk to your horse?'

indian: 'horse no talk.'

cowboy:'hey horse, how's it going?'

horse: 'cool.'

indian: (look of extreme shock!)

cowboy:'is this your owner?' (pointing to the indian...)

horse: 'yep.'

cowboy:'how's he treating you?'

horse: 'pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes
me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from
the weather.'

indian: (look of total amazement)

cowboy:'mind if i talk to your sheep?'

indian: 'sheep lie.'
​

lol!!

 

[Buster]

hehehehehe....

here is another one

Farm'n is tough.





A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door

and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee

answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and

asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?' She pulled the top of

the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'He

nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from

his eye.Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking,

'Are they nice and pink like this?' The farmer said, Yes,' and

another tear came from the other eye.

she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as

fuzzy as this?'He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying. She

asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my corn, the flood

got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm

gonna get fucked out of my peaches.'

 

[pubguy]

very nice.